oscar night head scratchers

sandra bullock, i like you. so i'm telling you this as a friend... i think you've pulled your panyhose up too high. what is with your weird modesty tube you seem to be wearing under your dress? don't you know that you're supposed to show MAXIMUM STERNUM at all award shows? look at felicity huffman. she's got it right.secondly - charlize. i think you could have had your seamstress finish your dress. you are a big star now and really, you look like you wrapped a giant sash around you, and hot glued a giant 1980's (circa my bat/barmitzvah going days) on your shoulder. this dress makes you look like you have no ta-tas. my goodness... i'm sure you are a very nice lady. but YOU ARE THE PRETTY ONE! act like it. sheeshand lastly helena. okay, i didn't even know you were at the oscars - i didn't see you during the telecast - so i guess your frightening hairdo isn't hurting anyone execpt the person sitting behind you. you are crazy... go do some more coke.